HOUSE RULES

FRIEND COMPUTER DOES NOT MAKE MISTAKES!

In response to Paranoia Red Clearance Edition Players Handbook page 15, red information box entitled “Gender And Sexual Preferences In Alpha Complex”:
Sexuality: Through the careful manipulation of DNA, brainwaves, memories, as well as subjecting early citizens to thoughtful applications of electroshock, solitary confinement, and extremely high level algebra, Friend Computer has managed to successfully (for once) been able to remove any and all sexual desire from all citizens of Alpha Complex! There are no reasons, desires, or abilities to partake in that former activity at all! Hence absolutely no need to have any discussion or even list something that doesn't even exist!
“Gender”: Also, in reference to the “made up construct” of “gender” … Friend Computer's carefully formulate templates include the robust choices of two flavors: [M]ale OR [F]emale. See HR RULE ONE.